This Is It

Art Show / Johnny America Issue 7 Release Party / Beer-Drinking & Music-Listening Session
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 27 June, 2009 )

Everyone Plays
by Joe WINTER ( 8 June, 2009 )

Just Ask James: Molested
by James SPILLANE ( 26 May, 2009 )

Alien
by Kevin SPAIDE ( 23 May, 2009 )

Imagined Scenarios of How My Life Will Go if You Dump Me
by Jeremy S. GRIFFIN ( 18 April, 2009 )

Johnny America on the Shelves of McNally Jackson Books
by Johnny AMERICA ( 11 April, 2009 )

Flying the Co-Op
by Nick FABER ( 9 April, 2009 )

Standard Deviation
by Tyler Stoddard SMITH ( 28 March, 2009 )

It’s Not Really About the Plums
by Elliot KROP ( 18 March, 2009 )

How to Buy a House
by C.L. BLEDSOE ( 13 March, 2009 )

Sounds from Paradise
by Erin POPELKA ( 28 February, 2009 )

David Mackey
by Chris SUTCLIFFE ( 16 February, 2009 )

Unemployed
by Tai Dong HUAI ( 14 February, 2009 )

Things to Consider Before Waking a Sleeping Bear
by David HOLUB ( 1 February, 2009 )

Bad Hangover
by Kyle HEMMINGS ( 30 January, 2009 )

Just Ask James: Our New President
by James SPILLANE ( 28 January, 2009 )

Blurb
by Ravi MANGLA ( 26 January, 2009 )

Downturn: A Make Your Own Way Adventure
by Kyle SUNDBY ( 23 January, 2009 )

The Soccer Ball
by Fred SKOLNIK ( 10 January, 2009 )

Misc.
by Johnny AMERICA ( 28 December, 2008 )

Fishie’s Last Rites
by Matt MOK ( 28 December, 2008 )

Just Ask James: Perplexed
by James SPILLANE ( 24 December, 2008 )

Subway Imitator
by Gabe DURHAM ( 15 December, 2008 )

Sugar Sugar
by Bruce BRIGHTLY ( 1 December, 2008 )

Patches
by Vinoad SENGUTTUVAN ( 24 November, 2008 )

The Thing About Elephants
by Ben SEGAL ( 17 November, 2008 )

Deserving Citizen 104: White Nightmare
by Writer X ( 12 November, 2008 )

On the Side
by Tai Dong HUAI ( 10 November, 2008 )

This Isn’t Me - I’ve Never Been to a “Doctor”
by Kyle SUNDBY ( 3 November, 2008 )

Just Ask James: Confused
by James SPILLANE ( 28 October, 2008 )

Johnny America At A Store Near You
by Johnny AMERICA ( 16 October, 2008 )

In Recent News…
by Eli S. EVANS ( 13 October, 2008 )

End of February
by Erin POPELKA ( 30 September, 2008 )

Eclipse
by Rich SEEBER ( 25 September, 2008 )

Curtains
by Edward MULLANY ( 23 September, 2008 )

Drinking: The International Bar, Re-Animated
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 18 September, 2008 )

A Boiling Fuzz
by Brad D. GREEN ( 16 September, 2008 )

[An early chapter of an unnamed novel]
by Hosho McCREESH ( 5 September, 2008 )

lol
by Steve YOUNG ( 2 September, 2008 )

And Who Exactly Are The Freaks [Who] Come Out At Night, Whodini?
by Tyler Stoddard SMITH ( 29 August, 2008 )

The Ornish Drive Chicken House
by E.K. CORMIER ( 28 August, 2008 )

Don’t Kid
by Kyle SUNDBY ( 26 August, 2008 )

The Tree-Toucher, the Mumbler and the Naked Lady
by David STILLWAGON ( 16 August, 2008 )   ( Issue Six )

Baited
by Alex MYERS ( 5 August, 2008 )

The Ancient Art of Kathak
by Nicholas BAKSHI ( 1 August, 2008 )

The Three Past and Future Spouses of Carmen Electra Debate the Placement of the A-sharp
by Fortunato SALAZAR ( 29 July, 2008 )

Review: Our Soundtrack Project, Issue# 1
by Eliza GREEN ( 19 July, 2008 )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 45 / April, May, & June, 2008
by Johnny AMERICA ( 24 June, 2008 )

To Catch an Editor
by Jimmy CHEN ( 13 May, 2008 )

A Sorcery Swan Song
by Tyler Stoddard SMITH ( 5 May, 2008 )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 44 / March, 2008
by Johnny AMERICA ( 28 April, 2008 )

The Drop
by Ravi MANGLA ( 8 April, 2008 )   ( Issue Six )

The Apartment Security Man
by Joseph CAMERON ( 26 March, 2008 )

Bunny Ears
by Diane GILLETTE ( 19 March, 2008 )

The Parade
by Jane FLETT ( 10 March, 2008 )   ( Issue Six )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 43 / February, 2008
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 1 March, 2008 )

The Battery Lickers
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 22 February, 2008 )   ( Issue Six )

Lottery Tickets Reviewed: Quick Crossword
by Mark BROWN ( 20 February, 2008 )

Sunday Morning
by Chris ANABLE ( 19 February, 2008 )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 42 / January, 2008
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 February, 2008 )

The Souls, The Bodies
by Writer X ( 27 January, 2008 )   ( Issue Six )

Smoke and the Unventilated
by Christopher CUNNINGHAM ( 3 January, 2008 )   ( Issue Six )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 41 / December, 2007
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 January, 2008 )

Kits, Cats, Sacks, Wives
by Kyle SUNDBY ( 29 December, 2007 )

Lotta Grows Up
by Kate McSHANE ( 21 December, 2007 )

Lottery Tickets Reviewed: Merry Music
by Mark BROWN ( 11 December, 2007 )

This is Exactly What I Ate
by Rafael GALAN ( 3 December, 2007 )

Charlie’s Pencil has Soccer Balls on It
by Sean RUANE ( 29 November, 2007 )

After the Zombies Came: Day 8
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 23 November, 2007 )   ( Issue Six )

A Five Letter Word for Rabbit Fur
by C.L. BLEDSOE ( 10 November, 2007 )

Three Nightmares
by Hosho McCREESH ( 31 October, 2007 )

My Father’s Bloomsday
by Jimmy CHEN ( 29 October, 2007 )   ( Issue Six )

Talking about Maybe
by Emily LAWTON ( 24 October, 2007 )   ( Issue Six )

The Shower Fixture
by C.L. BLEDSOE ( 6 October, 2007 )

Variegated: Many colored (adj.)
by David BACKER ( 27 September, 2007 )

Life Teaching Anecdotes of an Exalted Wise Man
by Chris MORGAN ( 24 September, 2007 )

Roger Starts an Omelet
by Derek GRAY ( 18 September, 2007 )   ( Issue Six )

After the Zombies Came: Day 12
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 15 September, 2007 )

Review: Wendy’s “Baconator”
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 12 September, 2007 )   ( Issue Six )

Happy Birthday, Ann
by Kate McSHANE ( 12 September, 2007 )

The Claw Machine
by Megan ROTH ( 9 September, 2007 )

At Home
by Kyle SUNDBY ( 6 September, 2007 )

From a Hole in the Ice
by Chris KILGORE ( 3 September, 2007 )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 40 / August, 2007
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 September, 2007 )

After The Zombies Came: Day 121
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 14 August, 2007 )

Say, What Ever Happened To Vidal Sassoon?
by Hosho McCREESH ( 8 August, 2007 )   ( Issue Six )

Treasure: Miniature Chocolate Bars with Liposuction Brochure
by Mark BROWN ( 4 August, 2007 )

The Night Gardener
by Rob BURKE ( 24 July, 2007 )

Telepathy
by C.L. BLEDSOE ( 10 July, 2007 )   ( Issue Five )

Excerpts from the Cancer Ward
by Carrin POCKRANDT ( 8 July, 2007 )   ( Issue Six )

Expiration
by Jennifer CURTIS ( 17 June, 2007 )   ( Issue Six )

Tom Conoboy Knows the Answers # 5
by Tom CONOBOY ( 16 June, 2007 )

What It’s Like to Be Poisoned
by Chris MORGAN ( 10 June, 2007 )

Film: Advantage Media’s Sexual Harassment: Serious Business
by Ed KAUFFMAN ( 5 June, 2007 )

Japanese Personal Ads Whose Questionable English Makes Me Doubt their Supposed Origins, # 2
by Emily LAWTON ( 30 May, 2007 )

The Metamorphosis of Love
by Peter SCHWARTZ ( 29 May, 2007 )

Organically Red
by Kate McSHANE ( 26 May, 2007 )   ( Issue Five )

August 11th, 2003: The Day Bruce Springsteen Ran Out of Inane Childhood Stories to Talk About Before Starting a New Song
by Timmy WALDRON ( 22 May, 2007 )

Japanese Personal Ads Whose Questionable English Makes Me Doubt their Supposed Origins, # 1
by Emily LAWTON ( 10 May, 2007 )

Drill
by Thomas COOPER ( 5 May, 2007 )   ( Issue Five )

Taco Fairy
by Hosho McCREESH ( 2 May, 2007 )   ( Issue Five )

A Story Whose Title Was too Long to Put in the ‘Title’ Field of our Content Management System
by Josh MADAY ( 24 April, 2007 )

Lottery Tickets Reviewed: Mother’s Day Doubler
by Mark BROWN ( 15 April, 2007 )   ( Issue Five )

The Survivors Catalog Their Collective Knowledge
by Jeff VANDE ZANDE ( 12 April, 2007 )

Lottery Tickets Reviewed: Shamrock Tripler
by Mark BROWN ( 31 March, 2007 )   ( Issue Five )

Nativity
by Kyle SUNDBY ( 23 March, 2007 )

Wide
by Alexandra LEGGAT ( 20 March, 2007 )

What You Do When You’re Not Doing This
by Emily LAWTON ( 13 March, 2007 )   ( Issue Six )

Kent Torokvei: Pervert?
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 7 March, 2007 )

The Sleeper
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 5 March, 2007 )   ( Issue Six )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 39 / February, 2007
by Johnny AMERICA ( 4 March, 2007 )

Potential Titles In the Potential Real Genius Canon
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 27 February, 2007 )

Treasure: Kansas Intelligent Design Evolution Textbook
by Mark BROWN ( 20 February, 2007 )

Tom Conoboy Knows the Answers # 4
by Tom CONOBOY ( 18 February, 2007 )

Jody
by Salvatore DIFALCO ( 17 February, 2007 )   ( Issue Six )

Diary Entry for Feb. 14th, 2008
by Dave GUNN ( 13 February, 2007 )

Film: American Bar
by Eliza GREEN ( 12 February, 2007 )   ( Issue Five )

Against The Day, Thomas Pynchon
by Writer X ( 3 February, 2007 )   ( Issue Five )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 38 / January, 2007
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 February, 2007 )

Ingredients In Many Brand Name Toothpastes that Could Be Trendy Baby Names
by Nick OSTDICK ( 25 January, 2007 )   ( Issue Five )

Tom Conoboy Knows the Answers # 3
by Tom CONOBOY ( 10 January, 2007 )

Trying to Forget Your Girlfriend
by Nick OSTDICK ( 4 January, 2007 )

Lottery Tickets Reviewed: Tic Tac Turkey
by Mark BROWN ( 2 January, 2007 )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 37 / November & December, 2006
by Johnny AMERICA ( 31 December, 2006 )

Money-Back Guarantee
by Paul ELWORK ( 27 December, 2006 )

Film: Sex, Love & Z-Parts
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 25 December, 2006 )

Christmas Pictured
by Kyle SUNDBY ( 24 December, 2006 )

The Dream of Giraffe
by Salvatore DIFALCO ( 11 December, 2006 )   ( Issue Six )

Snapshots From New Zealand
by Neil BUTLER ( 7 December, 2006 )

Letter from the Editor [of a Stuffy Literary Review]
by Chris MORGAN ( 21 November, 2006 )

Tom Conoboy Knows the Answers # 2
by Tom CONOBOY ( 16 November, 2006 )   ( Issue Five )

Drawings by Stephanie Wakefield: Turkey With Four Legs: Yum?
by Stephanie WAKEFIELD ( 11 November, 2006 )

Warm and Fuzzy Thoughts
by Michael OBILADE ( 9 November, 2006 )

Tom Conoboy Knows the Answers # 1
by Tom CONOBOY ( 1 November, 2006 )   ( Issue Five )

Holiday Announcement
by Kyle SUNDBY ( 27 October, 2006 )

Flour Moth/Luna Moth
by Emily LAWTON ( 26 October, 2006 )   ( Issue Five )

Johnny America Recommends: Halloween Costumes
by Emily LAWTON ( 23 October, 2006 )

Review: Fred Bassett comic from the October 23rd Kansas City Star
by Emily LAWTON ( 23 October, 2006 )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 36 / October, 2006
by Johnny AMERICA ( 21 October, 2006 )

A Crumb In My Penis ( from The Opposite of Possible )
by Eli S. EVANS ( 21 October, 2006 )

Canadian Ballet
by Kevin COYLE ( 13 October, 2006 )

Review: Verdange California Shiraz (2003)
by Eliza GREEN ( 9 October, 2006 )   ( Issue Four )

Prehensile
by Jenny ARNOLD ( 27 September, 2006 )   ( Issue Four )

Tu Quoque
by T.R. HEALY ( 24 September, 2006 )

The Heavy Year
by Andy KRAMCSAK ( 20 September, 2006 )

Long Story Short: Yurig and the Most Sacred of Eggs
by Chris MORGAN ( 30 August, 2006 )   ( Issue Four )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 35 / July, 2006
by Johnny AMERICA ( 26 August, 2006 )

Cattle Drive
by Thomas O'CONNELL ( 11 August, 2006 )   ( Issue Four )

Dragged On
by Kyle SUNDBY ( 21 July, 2006 )   ( Issue Four )

Fulci’s Bakery
by Emily LAWTON ( 15 July, 2006 )   ( Issue Four )

The Voice
by Valerie A. HOWARD ( 7 July, 2006 )

The Price of Gas
by Rob BURKE ( 2 July, 2006 )   ( Issue Four )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 34 / June, 2006
by Johnny AMERICA ( 2 July, 2006 )

After The Zombies Came: Day 31
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 16 June, 2006 )   ( Issue Four )

Saturday Night Live
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 16 June, 2006 )   ( Issue Four )

Dieting with Jesus
by Jonathan SCOTT ( 13 June, 2006 )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 33 / April & May, 2006
by Johnny AMERICA ( 5 June, 2006 )

Specs
by Kyle SUNDBY ( 3 June, 2006 )   ( Issue Four )

Adventures with My Roommate: MySpace Man, Part I
by Detgen WARDLE ( 11 May, 2006 )

Adventures With My Roommate: MySpace Man, Part II
by Detgen WARDLE ( 11 May, 2006 )

Adventures With My Roommate: MySpace Man, Part III
by Detgen WARDLE ( 11 May, 2006 )

In the News # 3
by Emily LAWTON ( 10 May, 2006 )

Plan X
by Writer X ( 3 May, 2006 )   ( Issue Four )

Boondock 7-11
by Ian SPIRIDIGLIOZZI ( 2 May, 2006 )   ( Issue Four )

In the News Again
by Emily LAWTON ( 2 May, 2006 )

A Field Trip for Feldspar
by Caleb PUCKETT ( 29 April, 2006 )

Upwardly Mobile
by Caleb PUCKETT ( 27 April, 2006 )

The Shape of Destruction
by Rob BURKE ( 19 April, 2006 )

Applied Contemporary Thinking
by Judd HAMPTON ( 13 April, 2006 )

How Man Came to Know that the Merilles Fish was Poisonous and Inedible
by Chris KILGORE ( 9 April, 2006 )   ( Issue Four )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 32 / March, 2006
by Johnny AMERICA ( 2 April, 2006 )

Is As Was
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 19 March, 2006 )

Johnny America Recommends St. Patrick’s Day Products
by Emily LAWTON ( 11 March, 2006 )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 31 / February, 2006
by Johnny AMERICA ( 11 March, 2006 )

Elements of Destruction
by Emily LAWTON ( 14 February, 2006 )   ( Issue Four )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 30 / January, 2006
by Johnny AMERICA ( 13 February, 2006 )

The Fifth of July
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 6 February, 2006 )

Toward a Sociology of the Sport Spectator: A Rare and Patented Argument (Part Three of Three)
by Eli S. EVANS ( 5 February, 2006 )

Toward a Sociology of the Sport Spectator: A Rare and Patented Argument (Part Two of Three)
by Eli S. EVANS ( 3 February, 2006 )

Toward a Sociology of the Sport Spectator: A Rare and Patented Argument (Part One of Three)
by Eli S. EVANS ( 1 February, 2006 )

Truth
by Aaron J. MARKO ( 28 January, 2006 )

Like Water Burning (Issue One)
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 21 January, 2006 )   ( Issue Five )

Letter to Betty J
by Dave GUNN ( 19 January, 2006 )   ( Issue Four )

I, Bomstad. (Part Two)
by Writer X ( 15 January, 2006 )

I, Bomstad. (Part One)
by Writer X ( 14 January, 2006 )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 29 / December, 2005
by Johnny AMERICA ( 7 January, 2006 )

The Shape of Things
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 2 January, 2006 )   ( Issue Four )

Help Around the House
by Emily LAWTON ( 29 December, 2005 )

Sewn Up
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 23 December, 2005 )   ( Issue Four )

Johnny America’s Holiday Gift Ideas
by Emily LAWTON ( 19 December, 2005 )

He Was an Ass, Man
by Kyle SUNDBY ( 14 December, 2005 )

Animals I Might Have Sex With, If I Were Trapped on an Island Without Hope Of Rescue, In Order From Least-Likely to Most
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 13 December, 2005 )   ( Issue Four )

Cocktail: “The Moon Rabbit”
by Aaron GRILL ( 10 December, 2005 )

Adventures with My Roommate: Christmas
by Detgen WARDLE ( 8 December, 2005 )

Drawings by Stephanie Wakefield: Thanksgiving Montage, With Kitten
by Stephanie WAKEFIELD ( 1 December, 2005 )

Faking It
by Judd HAMPTON ( 25 November, 2005 )

Magic Bullet
by Kay SEXTON ( 22 November, 2005 )

Hampton Inn Room 306
by Chris KILGORE ( 19 November, 2005 )   ( Issue Four )

Acceptable Reasons that Aaron Grill Might Provide for Blowing Me Off Last Night
by Emily LAWTON ( 15 November, 2005 )   ( Issue Four )

Methods My Roommate Patrick Giroux Uses to Psychologically Torture Me
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 15 November, 2005 )

The Hours Before Morning
by Emily LAWTON ( 4 November, 2005 )   ( Issue Four )

But What Are You So Afraid Of?
by Eli S. EVANS ( 1 November, 2005 )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 28 / October, 2005
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 November, 2005 )

Drawings by Stephanie Wakefield: Owl with Cake, Balloons, & Stars
by Stephanie WAKEFIELD ( 22 October, 2005 )

The 7th Day
by Sara RICH ( 19 October, 2005 )

Drawings by Stephanie Wakefield: Rabbit Hopping to Mail a Letter, with Small Shade Tree and Vegetables
by Stephanie WAKEFIELD ( 14 October, 2005 )

Lottery Tickets Reviewed: Crocodile Cash
by Mark BROWN ( 9 October, 2005 )

An Untitled Story about Spaceships
by J.T. FOSTER ( 6 October, 2005 )

Little Redfern’s Trip to the Supermarket
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 5 October, 2005 )   ( Issue Four )

Inspirations
by Frank HABERLE ( 2 October, 2005 )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 27 / September, 2005
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 October, 2005 )

Documentary History
by Emily LAWTON ( 29 September, 2005 )   ( Issue Four )

Opening Scene of a Story Tentatively Titled “Stevie Buys Some Fudgsicles”
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 16 September, 2005 )

See, Do
by Kyle SUNDBY ( 14 September, 2005 )

What’s on? Shop at Home Network
by Emily LAWTON ( 10 September, 2005 )

Review: Burger King Chicken Fries
by Emily LAWTON ( 9 September, 2005 )

Rebound and Bound We Go
by Mike CALAHAN ( 6 September, 2005 )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 26 / August, 2005
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 September, 2005 )

Dallas Underground
by Shawn LIVENGOOD ( 1 September, 2005 )

The Cure for Nudity
by Ilyse MIMOUN ( 31 August, 2005 )   ( Issue Four )

Ligament Sandwich
by Jeffrey S. CALLICO ( 26 August, 2005 )   ( Issue Four )

Treasure: Vera Stravinsky’s Candy
by Mark BROWN ( 25 August, 2005 )

Where The Voice Begins
by Eli S. EVANS ( 20 August, 2005 )

The Imminent Arrival of Gargantua
by Craig SNYDER ( 17 August, 2005 )   ( Issue Three )

Just Ask James: The Big Question
by James SPILLANE ( 12 August, 2005 )

Things Jonathan Holley Left in my Home after Visiting for Two Days
by Emily LAWTON ( 8 August, 2005 )

After The Zombies Came: Day 22
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 5 August, 2005 )   ( Issue Three )

That Guy with the Handlebar Mustache
by David HOLUB ( 3 August, 2005 )   ( Issue Three )

More Sweat in Peacetime, Less Blood in War
by Kyle SUNDBY ( 3 August, 2005 )

Dialed Calls
by Emily LAWTON ( 1 August, 2005 )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 25 / July, 2005
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 August, 2005 )

The Day After Doris & Janette’s End of the World Party
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 28 July, 2005 )   ( Issue Three )

Speaking of Funerals
by Jenn ONOFRIO ( 24 July, 2005 )

My Name is not Marty, My Name is not Stacey
by Chris KILGORE ( 13 July, 2005 )   ( Issue Three )

Truth in Advertising
by Emily LAWTON ( 11 July, 2005 )   ( Issue Three )

After the Zombies Came: Day 14
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 1 July, 2005 )   ( Issue Three )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 24 / June, 2005
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 July, 2005 )

My Telekinetic Powers: Day 8 After Their Mysterious Appearance
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 19 June, 2005 )   ( Issue Three )

Last Day of School
by Rob BURKE ( 11 June, 2005 )   ( Issue Three )

In the News
by Emily LAWTON ( 7 June, 2005 )

You Are There: (Bern, Switzerland) Bärengraben
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 3 June, 2005 )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 23 / May, 2005
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 June, 2005 )

What’s on? Home Shopping Network
by Emily LAWTON ( 30 May, 2005 )

The Breakfast Sandwich Plan and the Long Drive
by Kyle SUNDBY ( 21 May, 2005 )

Personal Gifts
by Emily LAWTON ( 6 May, 2005 )   ( Issue Three )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 22 / April, 2005
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 May, 2005 )

Omega Boy
by Robert STEELE ( 29 April, 2005 )

The Very Painful Suicide of Dr. Philip Lyxzen
by Aaron J. MARKO ( 27 April, 2005 )

Neighborhood Association
by Kyle SUNDBY ( 23 April, 2005 )

Palmate Antlers for Bullwinkle
by B.J. HOLLARS ( 18 April, 2005 )   ( Issue Three )

It was Extraordinarily Human
by Emily LAWTON ( 11 April, 2005 )   ( Issue Three )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 21 / March, 2005
by Johnny AMERICA ( 9 April, 2005 )

Al Taller
by Sara RICH ( 8 April, 2005 )   ( Issue Three )

Opening Scene from a ‘B’ Novella Tentatively Titled Benny Hits the Slots
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 7 April, 2005 )   ( Issue Three )

Marty’s Day Off
by Derek GRAY ( 2 April, 2005 )   ( Issue Three )

Advance Praise for The Author’s Healthy Ego
by Kyle SUNDBY ( 26 March, 2005 )

Manifesto for Air-Guitar
by Ian SPIRIDIGLIOZZI ( 17 March, 2005 )

Why I Hate My Roommate’s Pet Dog
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 11 March, 2005 )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 20 / February, 2005
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 March, 2005 )

Golden Venture
by Emily LAWTON ( 22 February, 2005 )   ( Issue Three )

Questions Writers of the S.A.T. Might Ask Themselves While Pondering the 2004 Academy Awards Acting Nominees
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 21 February, 2005 )

Thoughts while in Teddy Wicklund’s Chair of Dentistry
by Ian SPIRIDIGLIOZZI ( 14 February, 2005 )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 19 / January 2005
by Johnny AMERICA ( 11 February, 2005 )

Survey
by Kyle SUNDBY ( 10 February, 2005 )

Just Ask James: On the Love of Corpses
by James SPILLANE ( 8 February, 2005 )   ( Issue Three )

Letter of the Week: # 4
by Johnny AMERICA ( 26 January, 2005 )

Just Ask James: Ruthenium
by James SPILLANE ( 22 January, 2005 )

He Loves, They Struggle
by Zach BROWN ( 18 January, 2005 )

Another Perspective: Magic
by Emily LAWTON ( 14 January, 2005 )   ( Issue Three )

Sassy T.’s Hygiene Corner
by Sassy T. ( 14 January, 2005 )   ( Issue Three )

Proposal for a Michael Jackson Studies department at the University of Kansas
by Ian SPIRIDIGLIOZZI ( 10 January, 2005 )

Film: Closer
by Eliza GREEN ( 9 January, 2005 )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 18 / December, 2004
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 January, 2005 )

The Worst Gift I Received This Year
by Emily LAWTON ( 29 December, 2004 )

Just Ask James: Letter from a Would-Be Man
by James SPILLANE ( 23 December, 2004 )   ( Issue Three )

To the Creators of Comedic Dance Moves
by Kyle SUNDBY ( 15 December, 2004 )

Letter to the Chorus of ‘FAME’ Years After I Sang Along to It With All My Heart
by Kyle SUNDBY ( 6 December, 2004 )   ( Issue Three )

Books You Should Read Tomorrow
by James SPILLANE ( 4 December, 2004 )   ( Issue Five )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 17 / November, 2004
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 December, 2004 )

Ghosts
by Jacqueline TREIBER ( 28 November, 2004 )   ( Issue Three )

The Missing Rock Star Caper by R. Parker McVey
by Emily LAWTON ( 21 November, 2004 )   ( Issue Three )

Just Ask James: Small Penis
by James SPILLANE ( 19 November, 2004 )

When I Draw Maps
by J. Tyler BLUE ( 15 November, 2004 )

Letter to a Stranger
by Jeff ENSLEY ( 7 November, 2004 )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 16 / October, 2004
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 November, 2004 )

Autos Erotic
by Kyle SUNDBY ( 24 October, 2004 )

Lessons Learned From the Film Ladder 49
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 18 October, 2004 )   ( Issue Two )

I Like…
by Keith KENNEDY ( 17 October, 2004 )   ( Issue Two )

R. I. P.
by Johnny AMERICA ( 12 October, 2004 )

William Shatner’s Has Been
by Scott WILKINSON ( 7 October, 2004 )   ( Issue Two )

Jake Brown
by Derek GRAY ( 6 October, 2004 )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 15 / September, 2004
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 October, 2004 )

Notes from James Spillane Involving Spaghetti Westerns and Football
by James SPILLANE ( 21 September, 2004 )

Mandy’s Legs
by David LINDLEY ( 20 September, 2004 )

Definition: Hobosexual
by Emily LAWTON ( 15 September, 2004 )

Treasure: Abandoned Moment
by Mark BROWN ( 13 September, 2004 )   ( Issue Two )

Some Beds I’ve Slept In, Part Two
by Derek GRAY ( 11 September, 2004 )

Review: Hillcrest Elementary School Cafeteria
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 6 September, 2004 )   ( Issue Two )

Bitter Bunny
by Rob BURKE ( 6 September, 2004 )   ( Issue Two )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 14 / August, 2004
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 September, 2004 )

To Some of the Men I Buy Coffee from in the Mornings
by Emily LAWTON ( 30 August, 2004 )   ( Issue Two )

Aaron Grill: An Abbreviated Biography
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 21 August, 2004 )

Some Beds I’ve Slept In, Part One
by Derek GRAY ( 19 August, 2004 )   ( Issue Two )

The Truth About Death
by Emily LAWTON ( 12 August, 2004 )   ( Issue Two )

Comments on New York City Subway Advertising
by Emily LAWTON ( 12 August, 2004 )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 13 / July, 2004
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 August, 2004 )

Suicide Girls Burlesque Show
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 31 July, 2004 )

The Moment When My Friend Emily Lawton and S.N.L. Alumnus Jimmy Fallon Fell in Love
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 30 July, 2004 )

For Whom The Bell Cricket Tolls
by Raymond NAKAMURA ( 29 July, 2004 )   ( Issue Two )

Ron
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 28 July, 2004 )   ( Issue Two )

The Hairy Elbow
by Rob BURKE ( 23 July, 2004 )

Three Letters Inspired by a Recent Trip to the Amusement Park
by Alicia LAWTON ( 13 July, 2004 )   ( Issue One )

Letter to My Deceased Dungeons and Dragons Character, Who I Ordered Into Certain Doom
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 2 July, 2004 )   ( Issue Two )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 12 / June, 2004
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 July, 2004 )

Cajun Sexy Cookin’
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 28 June, 2004 )

My Sister, Part Six
by Writer X ( 28 June, 2004 )

KFC Dale, Jr. Collectible Bucket
by Emily LAWTON ( 28 June, 2004 )

Life of Pi
by Eliza GREEN ( 25 June, 2004 )

Romance/Missing Persons: WE MET BY THE NACHOS
by Derek GRAY ( 24 June, 2004 )   ( Issue Four )

Treasure: Lure of the Limerick
by Mark BROWN ( 9 June, 2004 )   ( Issue Two )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 11 / May, 2004
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 June, 2004 )

Review: International Bar
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 27 May, 2004 )   ( Issue Two )

Dear Liver
by Derek GRAY ( 27 May, 2004 )

Review: Real Life Adventures comic from the May 24th New York Post
by Emily LAWTON ( 24 May, 2004 )   ( Issue Two )

A Fairy Tale Ending for a Working Class Princess or Hey
by Jenn ONOFRIO ( 23 May, 2004 )

My Sister, Part Five
by Writer X ( 19 May, 2004 )   ( Issue Three )

Let It Be… Naked
by Eliza GREEN ( 19 May, 2004 )

My Sister, Part Four
by Writer X ( 12 May, 2004 )   ( Issue Three )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 10 / April, 2004
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 May, 2004 )

Review: Dennis the Menace comic from the April 28th New York Post
by Emily LAWTON ( 29 April, 2004 )   ( Issue Two )

The Modern Encore
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 29 April, 2004 )   ( Issue Two )

AOL Instant Messenger Conversation with Emily Lawton re: Peru, Owning Too Many Novels
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 22 April, 2004 )

Select Photos From a Walk Over the Brooklyn Bridge, Around the City, then Back to Brooklyn
by Amy GRILL ( 17 April, 2004 )

Follow Up to Negotiations With My Generous Friend Aaron Grill, Who Offers a Couch and a Blanket to Visitors, but Not His Sister or A Critique of Aaron Grill, Cheater and Nogoodnick
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 9 April, 2004 )   ( Issue Two )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 9 / March, 2004
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 April, 2004 )

John Travolta Microphone Dance Boy
by James SPILLANE ( 1 April, 2004 )

Treasure: Found Snapshots
by Mark BROWN ( 29 March, 2004 )

Film: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 23 March, 2004 )

Fifteen-Second Theatre # 1
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 22 March, 2004 )

Robin Watching Airplanes
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 13 March, 2004 )

Letter of the Week: # 3
by Johnny AMERICA ( 9 March, 2004 )

This Shenago
by Reynaud ( 9 March, 2004 )

Bugboy
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 8 March, 2004 )

Another Perspective: Drinking at work
by Emily LAWTON ( 8 March, 2004 )

Various Addresses
by Johnny AMERICA ( 8 March, 2004 )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 8 / February, 2004
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 March, 2004 )

Treasure: Bluejay
by Mark BROWN ( 27 February, 2004 )   ( Issue Two )

Negotiations With My Generous Friend Aaron Grill, Who Offers a Couch and a Blanket to Visitors, but Not His Sister
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 24 February, 2004 )   ( Issue Two )

Summer Plans
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 20 February, 2004 )

Playing Hooky
by Emily LAWTON ( 19 February, 2004 )   ( Issue One )

Just Add Water
by Kyle SUNDBY ( 17 February, 2004 )

Aunt Jemima by Andy Warhol
by Knut KAMSUN ( 10 February, 2004 )

Animal in Man
by Emily LAWTON ( 4 February, 2004 )   ( Issue Two )

Things I Thought of Today
by James SPILLANE ( 3 February, 2004 )   ( Issue Two )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 7 / January, 2004
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 February, 2004 )

An Autobiographical Account
by Zach BROWN ( 27 January, 2004 )   ( Issue Two )

Bundle of His
by James SPILLANE ( 24 January, 2004 )

My Sister, Part Three
by Writer X ( 23 January, 2004 )   ( Issue Two )

Romance/Missing Persons: AT THE PUMP
by Derek GRAY ( 22 January, 2004 )   ( Issue Four )

Conversation Overheard on #1 Subway Train, as Result of Announcement “There is Another Train Directly Behind This One,” During a Crowded Time.
by Emily LAWTON ( 22 January, 2004 )   ( Issue One )

Squeaky
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 21 January, 2004 )   ( Issue One )

Actual Transcript of my Conversation with a New Employee, on His First Day of Work
by Emily LAWTON ( 21 January, 2004 )

First Sentence of a Story Titled “Max’s Exploding Goldfish or My Life as a Zookeeper”
by Mark BROWN ( 19 January, 2004 )

Letter of the Week: # 2, “i love pigeons too”
by Johnny AMERICA ( 13 January, 2004 )

My Sister, Part Two
by Writer X ( 11 January, 2004 )   ( Issue Two )

Two Amusing Messages Sent To Me Last Year, Posted To This Web Site Without The Author’s Permission Because She Would Surely Not Give It
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 9 January, 2004 )

Infinite Distaste
by Derek GRAY ( 8 January, 2004 )   ( Issue One )

My Sister, Part One
by Writer X ( 5 January, 2004 )   ( Issue One )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 6 / December, 2003
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 January, 2004 )

Four Additional Letters
by Emily LAWTON ( 30 December, 2003 )   ( Issue One )

Soy Peanuts and Tim’s Stomach Ache
by Derek GRAY ( 22 December, 2003 )

An Evening at the Bourgeois Pig and Some Thoughts About Ben Affleck
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 22 December, 2003 )   ( Issue One )

The New McNuggets
by Eliza GREEN ( 18 December, 2003 )   ( Issue One )

Dear B.M.G. Music Service Collection Department
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 15 December, 2003 )   ( Issue One )

The Day of the Candy Shower
by Emily LAWTON ( 11 December, 2003 )   ( Issue One )

Excerpts From the Diary of Armin Meiwes
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 6 December, 2003 )   ( Issue One )

Ask Jermaine Dupri: Question From A White Boy
by Scott WILKINSON ( 4 December, 2003 )

Packin From Age Zero
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 4 December, 2003 )

Letter of the Week: # 1, “daveeggers2020”
by Johnny AMERICA ( 4 December, 2003 )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 5 / November, 2003
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 December, 2003 )

Evan’s Literary Interests At Age Thirteen
by Mark BROWN ( 26 November, 2003 )   ( Issue One )

4 Letters
by Emily LAWTON ( 20 November, 2003 )

Excerpt from my Novel, currently titled Skillet Blow to the Head
by Emily LAWTON ( 14 November, 2003 )

The Assasination of Timaz Bendoll
by Wyatt BOYKIN ( 8 November, 2003 )

Let Me Tell of My Love of Pigeons
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 3 November, 2003 )   ( Issue One )

Funny Time In The Night
by Reynaud ( 3 November, 2003 )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 4 / October, 2003
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 November, 2003 )

A Rigorous Analysis of The Alphabet
by Derek GRAY ( 21 October, 2003 )   ( Issue One )

Ask Jermaine Dupri
by Scott WILKINSON ( 17 October, 2003 )   ( Issue One )

Magdalena Vega
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 7 October, 2003 )   ( Issue One )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 3 / September, 2003
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 October, 2003 )

Last Paragraph of Unwritten Novel of the Contemporary Ironic Self-Aware Type
by Emily LAWTON ( 23 September, 2003 )   ( Issue One )

Film: Matchstick Men
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 18 September, 2003 )

Methods, Mannerisms, and Public Urination
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 11 September, 2003 )   ( Issue One )

Match.com Player
by Scott WILKINSON ( 10 September, 2003 )

Sylvie Brings Over a Can of Tuna
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 5 September, 2003 )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 2 / August, 2003
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 September, 2003 )

A Poem I Wanted to Share With My Friends
by Keith KENNEDY ( 24 August, 2003 )

The First Three Sentences of an Unfinished Choose-Your-Own Adventure Story Which Will Involve Chinese Food, A Truck Exploding, and a Brawl in Which Rocko Gets Hit on the Head with an Eggplant
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 20 August, 2003 )   ( Issue One )

Picture of a Hipster
by Derek GRAY ( 14 August, 2003 )   ( Issue One )

Film: Solaris
by Eliza GREEN ( 14 August, 2003 )

Some Nicknames I Have Been Called at Work, in Approximate Descending Order of Frequency
by Emily LAWTON ( 5 August, 2003 )

Oliver Not Calling (partial scene)
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 4 August, 2003 )   ( Issue One )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 1 / July, 2003
by Johnny AMERICA ( 1 August, 2003 )

The Stink of Burning Mattress
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 30 July, 2003 )

I Can’t Deal With Goth Highschoolers
by Keith KENNEDY ( 28 July, 2003 )

Jessica Goes Shopping
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 25 July, 2003 )   ( Issue One )

Happy Boy Margarine
by Eliza GREEN ( 20 July, 2003 )

Film: The Matrix Reloaded
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 16 July, 2003 )

Short Piece Involving an Automobile (5 of 5)
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 13 July, 2003 )   ( Issue One )

Short Piece Involving an Automobile (4 of 5)
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 11 July, 2003 )   ( Issue One )

CivilWarLand in Bad Decline
by Eliza GREEN ( 10 July, 2003 )   ( Issue One )

My Top 10 NYC Bars, in Approximate Ascending Order
by Emily LAWTON ( 9 July, 2003 )   ( Issue One )

Short Piece Involving an Automobile (3 of 5)
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 8 July, 2003 )

Film: The Royal Tenenbaums
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 7 July, 2003 )

Film: A.I. Artificial Intelligence
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 6 July, 2003 )

Short Piece Involving an Automobile (2 of 5)
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 4 July, 2003 )

Short Piece Involving an Automobile (1 of 5)
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 3 July, 2003 )   ( Issue One )

Oliver Buys Film (Partial Scene)
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 3 July, 2003 )   ( Issue One )