Johnny America: The First Three Sentences of an Unfinished Choose-Your-Own Adventure Story Which Will Involve Chinese Food, A Truck Exploding, and a Brawl in Which Rocko Gets Hit on the Head with an Eggplant

The First Three Sentences of an Unfinished Choose-Your-Own Adventure Story Which Will Involve Chinese Food, A Truck Exploding, and a Brawl in Which Rocko Gets Hit on the Head with an Eggplant

by Jonathan HOLLEY

Sylvie steps out of the bodega and into a trio of Puerto Rican men gripping Newport 100s. They look up at her, a pale blonde in a blue raincoat.

“Gentlemen,” says Sylvie, her voice raising with her eyebrow on the last syllable.

This is friggin brilliant!!

Posted by Anonymous on 18 September, 2003 at 04:56 AM.