Using a deadly combination of custom spyware and server “cookies,” every month the Johnny America Internet Team tracks which search engine queries lead visitors to this web site. Why the search engines send us these world wide web travelers, we do not know.

• “Priorities and frivolities”
• “dirty secretaries”
• “cape town girl looking for a fuck”
• “out like a fat girl in dodgeball”
• “Alison Lohman smoking -chain-smoking”