Johnny America Actual Transcript of my Conversation with a New Employee, on His First Day of Work

Actual Transcript of my Conversation with a New Employee, on His First Day of Work

by Emily Lawton

New Guy: Hi.

Me: Hello.

New Guy: What’s that smell?

Me: I have no idea.

New Guy: Ah.

Me: Someone’s lunch, I’m guessing?

New Guy: Yeah, but what?

[ pause ]

New Guy: See ya!

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