Romance/Missing Persons: AT THE PUMP

by Derek Gray

You: virginal blonde, 18?, QuikTrip parking lot; low-rise jeans exposing thong as you stooped to pick up dropped bag of M&M’s before getting into your father’s Jaguar. Me: balding, pudgy and sweat-drenched but cute, 29, buying lad mags and bean burritos. Lunch?

Filed under Letters on 22 January, 2004.

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It might’ve been me!

Posted by Eliza Green on 22 January, 2004 at 03:40 PM.

Jonathan, you’re a sick bastard.

Posted by Emily on 23 January, 2004 at 02:37 PM.
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