Using a deadly combination of custom spyware and server “cookies,” every month the Johnny America Internet Team tracks which search engine queries lead visitors to this web site. Why the search engines send us these world wide web travelers, we do not know.

• “janet jackson boob shot”
• “literary archaeologist”
• “odor human feces”
• “my sister in the bathroom”
• “armin meiwes recipes”
• “assasination +JFG 2BAmerica”
• “hooky Hide-a-Cock”