Using a deadly combination of custom spyware and server “cookies,” every month the Johnny America Internet Team tracks which search engine queries lead visitors to this web site. Why the search engines send us these world wide web travelers, we do not know.

• “mayonnaise in her * -cheeseburger -lice -burger -poem -book”
• “my sister my nurse”
• “is assasination good”
• “pigeons, hate”
• “alternatives to happy birthday song”
• “the kkk is a big problem towards america and they will not go away as long as there is hate and”
• “how do you play sick or hooky from school?”
• “my sisters hot korean friend”
• “watching the airplanes”