Using a deadly combination of custom spyware and server “cookies,” every month the Johnny America Internet Team tracks which search engine queries lead visitors to this web site. Why the search engines send us these world wide web travelers, we do not know.

• “story about elevator that takes people back in time”
• “hello kitty torrent”
• “john travolta vampire”
• “fragola gay dance shoe”
• “south pacific naked girls”
• “beep beep hot stuff”