Using a deadly combination of custom spyware and server “cookies,” every month the Johnny America Internet Team tracks which search engine queries lead visitors to this web site. Why the search engines send us these world wide web travelers, we do not know.

• “why do people hate pigeons”
• “my sister looked at my crotch”
• “my father had a huge hardon”
• “my dog kills chickens”
• “crazy lips;movies”