Just Ask James: Ruthenium

What’s great about James Spillane is that if you have a question about how to drunkenly punch someone in the face, start a huge bar fight, have the cops come, then make it look like the person that you punched is at fault because you are mentally handicapped, there’s an answer for that. If you’re in the Army and have taken a few days extra of leave and want to avoid an Article 15 because you were chasing some girls, there’s an answer for that. If you want to take a few days off from work and get paid for it, there’s an answer for that. Have a question? Send your puzzles to justaskjames@johnnyamerica.net.