Thoughts while in Teddy Wicklund’s Chair of Dentistry
- Even the drills are digital! I’m gonna get a “virtual root canal!”
- My mouth has been open for over half an hour now and I feel vulnerable.
- “Deep-throat,” that clitoris-in-the-back-of-the-throat thing: Genius.
- Christina Aguilera and Justin didn’t do it; Justin had more class than that.
- What will nano-technology do for dentistry?
- Drill… hurts.
- “Little shop, little shop of horrors- Shop - op op of horrors!”
- Justin needs to get back to the studios, stat!
- When I look into his eyes, I can see that his co-worker is inept.
- Melissa Etheridge is awful, but I can’t stop listening.
- What will nano-technology do for dentistry?
- He scornfully admonished the assistant once again.
- Tag team! “Yeah, it’s because it’s cold.”
- That assistant so averted eye contact.
- When they touch my face with the pads of their thumbs, I know comfort.
- Primal comfort, like “Gorillas in the Mist.”
- Yeah, my insurance never covers anything.
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