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Dear James,

Am I abnormal if I like to search for same gender pictures?

Addison

Dear Addison,

According to Kinsey’s Sexual Behavior in the Human (1948):

Principal findings of the Male volume included: that 85% of the American males sampled had experienced pre-marital intercourse; that 59% had some experience in oral-genital contacts; that from 30 to 45% participated in extra-marital intercourse; that 37% had some homosexual experience to orgasm between adolescence and old age; 10% of the men studied had lived at least 3 years of their lives between the ages of 16 and 55 being exclusively sexual with the same sex; and that 17% of farm boys interviewed had experienced intercourse with animals.

Do you live on a farm?

James