Acceptable Reasons that Aaron Grill Might Provide for Blowing Me Off Last Night

Aaron Grill and I made plans on Sunday to meet on Monday, for coffee or drinks as we pleased. However, Aaron Grill failed to answer his telephone, nor to respond to two messages I left him. Here are some excuses I would accept:

Had to get a leg amputated.
Forgot standing appointment with his psychic, Raven.
Happened to meet Steve Buscemi, and the two of them drank whiskey and played pool until Aaron passed out under the table.
Was paid several thousand dollars plus to ignore me, predicting that I would forgive him once the money was split equally between us.
Inexplicable rash.
His mom was in town.
Attacked by rabid squirrel, spent night in hospital receiving painful abdominal injections.
Kidnapped.

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I just got an e-mail from him. I don’t think he’s kidnapped.

Posted by Jonathan on 15 November, 2005 at 08:27 PM.

Well, he might have been kidnapped and then escaped, I suppose, but you’d think he would’ve mentioned something so thrilling.

Posted by Jonathan on 15 November, 2005 at 08:33 PM.

Well, he’s agreed to reschedule for tonight. So we’ll see what happens…

Posted by Emily on 16 November, 2005 at 09:47 AM.

We had drinks, and he agreed to act as my mule (to transport the goods), so I suppose all is forgiven.

Posted by Emily on 17 November, 2005 at 11:02 AM.

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