How You Might’ve Found Johnny America: # 30 / January, 2006

by Johnny America

Using a deadly combination of custom spyware and server “cookies,” every month the Johnny America Internet Team tracks which search engine queries lead visitors to this web site. Why the search engines send us these world wide web travelers, we do not know.

  • “tyler and david are jerks”
  • “drinking at work”
  • “ligament in your mouth”
  • “acromegaly fetish”
  • “funny sayings relating to chipmunk”
  • “did you even look for a job today?”

Filed under How You Might’ve Found Johnny America on 13 February, 2006.

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I did not look for a job.

Posted by Derek on 13 February, 2006 at 02:03 PM.

No wonder you get so little accomplished.

Posted by Jonathan on 13 February, 2006 at 02:37 PM.

And no wonder I had to pay for our date last week… “forgot my wallet” indeed.

Posted by Emily on 13 February, 2006 at 04:33 PM.

I did manage to buy the new Belle & Sebastian album, after a hectic morning of drinking coffee and watching television.

Posted by Derek on 14 February, 2006 at 08:24 AM.

Yeah, how is it?

Also: you still don’t have a job, and Emily shouldn’t have to buy you lunch, even if it is just dollar menu items at Wendy’s.

Posted by Jonathan on 14 February, 2006 at 01:01 PM.

Look, it’s not like I wanted to go to Wendy’s… he just kept saying how much he wanted a Frosty.

Posted by Emily on 14 February, 2006 at 04:00 PM.

It was pretty good. Funky where it needs to be. Cost $16, which is why I didn’t have ca$h for a frosty.

Posted by Derek on 26 February, 2006 at 01:56 PM.
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