In the News Again
In case you doubted my theory that New York newspapers enjoy criticizing the size of baseball stars' genitals, I further submit this piece of evidence from today's Post.
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Actually, the previous one was in the Daily News and this one’s in the Post, so unless they’re somehow Both from Boston I think there must be some other explanation.
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The editor must be from Boston. Why else would they persist in this diminution of proud yankee genitals? Interestingly, the word “j’eter” is Malay for ‘horse fly testes.’ Apparently, upon immigrating to America, Grandpa Jeter selected the name under the erroneous assumption that it meant ‘horse testes.’