In the News # 3
Ahem…
While ‘so-so’ is an improvement over small, it still seems so wrong. The quote, there at the bottom, is “If I can’t come up big… I’ll quit.”
Indeed!
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UPDATE: This guy can’t catch a break. First he’s outed for his mediocre genitalia, and then today they point out how unattractive he is:
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Oh Randy, don’t quit, after all it’s not the velocity of the pitch that pleases a woman, rather the angle of the curve. Isn’t that right Emily? Emily, thanks for keeping your loyal subjects up-to-date on this washed-up, sorry-looking yankee. You’ve come up big as always.