Johnny America In the News # 3

In the News # 3

While ‘so-so’ is an improvement over small, it still seems so wrong. The quote, there at the bottom, is “If I can’t come up big… I’ll quit.”

Indeed!

UPDATE: This guy can’t catch a break. First he’s outed for his mediocre genitalia, and then today they point out how unattractive he is:

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Oh Randy, don’t quit, after all it’s not the velocity of the pitch that pleases a woman, rather the angle of the curve. Isn’t that right Emily? Emily, thanks for keeping your loyal subjects up-to-date on this washed-up, sorry-looking yankee. You’ve come up big as always.

Posted by Jum on 10 May, 2006 at 12:41 PM.

I wouldn’t even begin to speculate on what pleases a woman.

Posted by Emily on 10 May, 2006 at 03:32 PM.

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