Lottery Tickets Reviewed: Tic Tac Turkey

Cost: $1
Maximum prize: $2,500
Appeal: Combines light gaming with traditional Thanksgiving iconography. Most scratch-offs require the player to match three prizes or icons to claim victory, but this one requires distinguishes itself by demanding the triplets be in a row. Tricky.
Fun: 8 / 10
Graphic Design: 7 / 10
Eroticism: 0 / 10
Overall value: 6 / 10
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I find that turkey mildly erotic…