Amateur archaeologist Mark Brown presents his latest discoveries.

Materials: Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Chocolate, Milk, (Chocolate Bars); 50% Post-Consumer Recycled Paper, Soy-Based Inks in Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, and Black (Brochure).

Dig site: Waiting room of a plastic surgeon’s office in the Upper East Side, between Park and Madison.

Retail value: 7 cents per chocolate, half a dollar per brochure.

Appeal: Amusingly perverse demonstration of the inherent conflict between Gluttony and Vanity.