How You Might’ve Found Johnny America # 42 — January, 2008

Using a deadly combination of custom spyware and server “cookies,” every month the Johnny America Internet Team tracks which search engine queries lead visitors to this web site. Why the search engines send us these world wide web travelers, we do not know.
by Johnny AMERICA
 

a.k.a. Jonathan and Emily, your friendly Editors.

  • “giraffe cornering me in a dream”
  • “he slapped her, yes sir, her ass”
  • “getting a girl to like you using telepathy”
  • “how to make chicken fingers that taste just like those from burger king”
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