Just Ask James*

What’s great about James Spillane is that if you have a question about how to drunkenly punch someone in the face, start a huge bar fight, have the cops come, then make it look like the person that you punched is at fault because you are mentally handicapped, there’s an answer for that. If you’re in the Army and have taken a few days extra of leave and want to avoid an Article 15 because you were chasing some girls, there’s an answer for that. If you want to take a few days off from work and get paid for it, there’s an answer for that. Have a question? Send your puzzles to justaskjames@johnnyamerica.net.

Just Ask James: Love
by James SPILLANE ( 3 September, 2009 )

Just Ask James: The Economy
by James SPILLANE ( 3 August, 2009 )

Just Ask James: Molested
by James SPILLANE ( 26 May, 2009 )

Just Ask James: Our New President
by James SPILLANE ( 28 January, 2009 )

Just Ask James: Perplexed
by James SPILLANE ( 24 December, 2008 )

Just Ask James: Confused
by James SPILLANE ( 28 October, 2008 )

Just Ask James: The Big Question
by James SPILLANE ( 12 August, 2005 )

Just Ask James: On the Love of Corpses
by James SPILLANE ( 8 February, 2005 )

Just Ask James: Ruthenium
by James SPILLANE ( 22 January, 2005 )

Just Ask James: Letter from a Would-Be Man
by James SPILLANE ( 23 December, 2004 )

Just Ask James: Small Penis
by James SPILLANE ( 19 November, 2004 )