Jonathan Holley
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How You Might’ve Found Johnny America: # 43 / February, 2008
( 1 March, 2008 )
The Battery Lickers
( 22 February, 2008 )
After the Zombies Came: Day 8
( 23 November, 2007 )
After the Zombies Came: Day 12
( 15 September, 2007 )
Review: Wendy’s “Baconator”
( 12 September, 2007 )
After The Zombies Came: Day 121
( 14 August, 2007 )
A Children’s Story I’ve Been Working On, a.k.a “A Tiny Uprising In the Big House on the Little Hill,” a.k.a “The Brown Rebellion”
( 27 April, 2007 )
Lazlo’s Pajamas: Kent Torokvei: Pervert?
( 7 March, 2007 )
The Sleeper
( 5 March, 2007 )
Lazlo’s Pajamas: Potential Titles In the Potential Real Genius Canon
( 27 February, 2007 )
Review:
Review: Sex, Love & Z-Parts
( 25 December, 2006 )
After The Zombies Came: Day 31
( 16 June, 2006 )
Saturday Night Live
( 16 June, 2006 )
Is As Was
( 19 March, 2006 )
The Fifth of July
( 6 February, 2006 )
Like Water Burning (Issue One)
( 21 January, 2006 )
The Shape of Things
( 2 January, 2006 )
Sewn Up
( 23 December, 2005 )
Animals I Might Have Sex With, If I Were Trapped on an Island Without Hope Of Rescue, In Order From Least-Likely to Most
( 13 December, 2005 )
Methods My Roommate Patrick Giroux Uses to Psychologically Torture Me
( 15 November, 2005 )
Little Redfern’s Trip to the Supermarket
( 5 October, 2005 )
Opening Scene of a Story Tentatively Titled “Stevie Buys Some Fudgsicles”
( 16 September, 2005 )
After The Zombies Came: Day 22
( 5 August, 2005 )
The Day After Doris & Janette’s End of the World Party
( 28 July, 2005 )
After the Zombies Came: Day 14
( 1 July, 2005 )
My Telekinetic Powers: Day 8 After Their Mysterious Appearance
( 19 June, 2005 )
You Are There: (Bern, Switzerland) Bärengraben
( 3 June, 2005 )
Opening Scene from a ‘B’ Novella Tentatively Titled Benny Hits the Slots
( 7 April, 2005 )
Why I Hate My Roommate’s Pet Dog
( 11 March, 2005 )
Questions Writers of the S.A.T. Might Ask Themselves While Pondering the 2004 Academy Awards Acting Nominees
( 21 February, 2005 )
Review:
Lessons Learned From the Film Ladder 49
( 18 October, 2004 )
Review: Hillcrest Elementary School Cafeteria
( 6 September, 2004 )
Aaron Grill: An Abbreviated Biography
( 21 August, 2004 )
Suicide Girls Burlesque Show
( 31 July, 2004 )
The Moment When My Friend Emily Lawton and S.N.L. Alumnus Jimmy Fallon Fell in Love
( 30 July, 2004 )
Ron
( 28 July, 2004 )
Letter to My Deceased Dungeons and Dragons Character, Who I Ordered Into Certain Doom
( 2 July, 2004 )
Cajun Sexy Cookin’
( 28 June, 2004 )
International Bar
( 27 May, 2004 )
The Modern Encore
( 29 April, 2004 )
AOL Instant Messenger Conversation with Emily Lawton re: Peru, Owning Too Many Novels
( 22 April, 2004 )
Review:
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
( 23 March, 2004 )
Fifteen-Second Theatre # 1
( 22 March, 2004 )
Robin Watching Airplanes
( 13 March, 2004 )
Bugboy
( 8 March, 2004 )
Negotiations With My Generous Friend Aaron Grill, Who Offers a Couch and a Blanket to Visitors, but Not His Sister
( 24 February, 2004 )
Summer Plans
( 20 February, 2004 )
Squeaky
( 21 January, 2004 )
Two Amusing Messages Sent To Me Last Year, Posted To This Web Site Without The Author’s Permission Because She Would Surely Not Give It
( 9 January, 2004 )
An Evening at the Bourgeois Pig and Some Thoughts About Ben Affleck
( 22 December, 2003 )
Dear B.M.G. Music Service Collection Department
( 15 December, 2003 )
Excerpts From the Diary of Armin Meiwes
( 6 December, 2003 )
Packin From Age Zero
( 4 December, 2003 )
Let Me Tell of My Love of Pigeons
( 3 November, 2003 )
Magdalena Vega
( 7 October, 2003 )
Review:
Matchstick Men
( 18 September, 2003 )
Methods, Mannerisms, and Public Urination
( 11 September, 2003 )
Sylvie Brings Over a Can of Tuna
( 5 September, 2003 )
Oliver Not Calling (partial scene)
( 4 August, 2003 )
The Stink of Burning Mattress
( 30 July, 2003 )
Jessica Goes Shopping
( 25 July, 2003 )
Review:
The Matrix Reloaded
( 16 July, 2003 )
Short Piece Involving an Automobile (5 of 5)
( 13 July, 2003 )
Short Piece Involving an Automobile (4 of 5)
( 11 July, 2003 )
Short Piece Involving an Automobile (3 of 5)
( 8 July, 2003 )
Review:
The Royal Tenenbaums
( 7 July, 2003 )
Review:
A.I. Artificial Intelligence
( 6 July, 2003 )
Short Piece Involving an Automobile (2 of 5)
( 4 July, 2003 )
Short Piece Involving an Automobile (1 of 5)
( 3 July, 2003 )
Oliver Buys Film (Partial Scene)
( 3 July, 2003 )
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Jonathan Holley’s e-mail address: jholley@johnnyamerica.net
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Web site: http://www.jonathanholley.com