If You Ask We Will Send You Free Stickers
Johnny America may be well-liked, but it is relatively unknown
We aim to change that, with stickers and your help.
Our Stickers are made of Heavy-Duty Vinyl,
And are Perfect for Sticking on:
Automobile bumpers, dive bar toilet stalls, vintage Trapper Keepers, kittens, subway signs—any other non-porous surface you care to mark.
They look like this:

And we’ll send you up to five at a time (if you paste up your first batch and still want more, ask and you shall receive).
Stick them in places public, adhere them to surfaces obscure—just don’t hoard them—we’re trying to get our name out, after all, and these two-color silkscreened advertisements reach very few eyes in the bottom of a shoebox.
To Order Stickers—New Orders Suspended
Due to a recent flurry of requests, we believe all our stickers are spoken for. We haven’t processed all the orders yet, but our stickers@johnnyamerica.net e-mail inbox is getting very very full—we’re pretty sure we won’t even have enough to send to the few dozen interested parties who’ve already written us. Thank you for your interest.
If You’d Care to Send a Snapshot
of the Stickers You’ve Stuck, or Stickers You’ve Seen
We’d love to see it, and post it to this website. You can transmit digital files to stickers@johnnyamerica.net, or use the post office box listed on our contact page if you’re sending Polaroids.